Friday, 28 November 2014

stoned

walking through the forest we found a stone,
carried it home,
and upon arrival,
discovered a price tag on the bottom

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

the tyranny of my belongings

last week to partner, "I'm feeling tyrannised by our belongings."

a week later, partner, "umm, where did the sofa go?"

Friday, 21 November 2014

so grateful

Indoor plumbing is so fucking great!
temperature controlled!
potable water!
on demand!

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

witchery, potions and magic

Lovely Frugal Scholar posted a link to a coupon for
"two anti-aging potions".
I was really tickled by this phrase.
Witchery. Hope. Love. Magic.
Sounds like something purchased for the wife of a philandering spouse,
"apply this by the light of the full moon, slaughter a squirrel,
and your spouse will return to your arms."
While in airports I often slather my face in Creme de la Mer (free samples, who buys this stuff?) and warn my husband, so youthful will I be by flight end,
he won't even recognise me.
Potions, how often does one get to use that word?

Friday, 14 November 2014

holy grail

my ideal capsule wardrobe is
2 + 4 + 6 = 12
2 cardigans
4 bottoms
6 tops

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

My definition of happiness is contentment.
Beautiful clothes, a sumptuous meal,
travel, decor; I count all that sort
of thing as pleasure. 
Happiness can be achieved without these pleasures, but
marketing would have us believe otherwise.